Don't worry, Be Happy
Don't worry, Be Happy
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"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."
My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)
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"If you sleep eight hours per day and you live to be 60, you’ve slept for 20 years. That is reason enough for me to get up the first time my alarm goes off."
(via nonelikejesus)
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thepowerwith-in:

outsiduhr:

mikaylabieber5511:

toxic-ponies:

i just fell in love with a paragraph?

How can you be so in love so quickly…

when someone remembers little things like that >

What is this from. I must know.
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madmadsmadly:

eziocauthon89:

If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar

"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace
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"

There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you.”

'Put your seat belt on.'
‘Watch your step.’
‘Get some rest.’


…you just gotta listen.

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(via bl-ossomed)
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fuckingcuddle:

love blog
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matteleven:

wetrilo:

well, i am groot

I think I just melted.
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"The best smell in the world is that man that you love."
(via livewhtyalove)
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"A part of me wants you
in the most innocent way possible:
taking off your shoes in my bedroom,
climbing under the sheets and watching
whatever’s in my Netflix queue,
barely even touching
as we talk about our days until we
fall asleep with our
clothes still on.

But another, hungrier part of me
wants you unbuttoning your shirt
before you’re completely through my door,
falling onto my bed, and
scrambling to make your fingers
unbutton my shirt faster
Your mouth shaking out
my name the entire time."
Safe To Say A Lot’s Going Through My Head When I Think About You | Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)